Corrupt A wish

Granted, but the monster chasing me spots your transport and destroys it.

I wish to manifest a mind control gun to control the dream monster.

Well, no one is corrupting the wish, so I'll I guess I'll do it.

Granted, the monster does exactly what I say with no evil or unforeseen consequences. You also get to use any powers and abilities you want and they all work perfectly with no backfiring. Seriously, this is the perfect granting of the perfect wish. I win everything.

(So, is someone else gonna actually grant this one for me?)
I wish to be an Alternian Troll.

hey u! u dont get to corrupt ur own wish u have to suck it up and wait, lol

granted but instead of becoming an Alterian Troll somehow it goes wrong and ur an Alternative Troll and well, that kind of means ur a cross dresser and the other trolls all laugh at ur idea of fashion

i wish i had more time and energy to do the things i want

Granted, but the only happen in your dreams and you never remember them.

I wish for a magic wand.

Granted but it's made of plastic and is a fake, just for props

i wish i had a magic carpet

Granted, but it's made of plastic and is a fake, just for props.
(lol, you see what I did there?)

I wish magic wasn't fakey fake bullshit.

granted, and those of us who have been playing games and watching movies wt it all have the gift...but then theres a good and evil side and a huge magic war.....

and yes i did see, lol

i wish i had a sleep number bed lol

(what the heck is wt these ads all over the internet linking to certain words typed places?...i didnt underline and link the bed...is that visible to anyone else?)

I recommend you get adblock plus. It stops ALL ads from showing. Literally, ALLLLLLL ads.

Granted, but it's possessed by the spirits of the damned. They heal your body, but every night, they take over and commit horrible atrocities that you get blamed for.

I wish I had a flying car with infinite fuel.

granted but u cant land it

i wish for more money

granted but u cant spend it or touch it you can only see it
i wish for a golden apple

granted but its fake

i wish for soda

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for an anchor for my flying car.

granted but it's faulty and never catches anything so you stay airborne forever

i wish for a spaceship

granted but is only a spaceship made out of cardboard boxes
i wish zx pc wasnt dead

Granted, but after they release it, it again is a system no one buys...buh-bye

i wish i lived in a house in a real tree, like THIS

granted but u get termites

i wish that college was free

granted, it is free, but the quality of the education is no better than high school messes up the whole system fails

i wish more ppl would get back on the forum

granted, but then the forum gets overpopulated and it gets impossibly laggy

I wish to talk with my imaginary friend

granted but then it banish and none to talk to
iw ish for more days

granted, but those days are filled with evil exams

I wish for a snowy day

granted but u get trap in ur house by all that snow
i wish for no exams

granted, but you get infinite homeworks

i wish for a nice pizza

granted but is a old pizza
i wish for a glitch

granted, somehow u'v missed weeks of these wishes, lol

i wish for summer

granted but you get really bad sunburn which ruins it for you

I wish the site would quit logging me out after I'm gone for long periods of time.