Corrupt A wish

granted, "get up and do it or else!" screams your evil stepmother


i wish it wasnt gonna storm

granted but it storms anyways

i wish to hang with everyone thats on here

granted but you lack the money to do so
i wish every hd tv was free

granted and we get the best ones before anyone else...oh, but they get a corrupted circuit

i wish i had gotten done with stuff alot earlier today...

granted but then u were bored the rest of the time

i wish for some chips (food time)

granted but is expired chips
i wish for flying powers

granted but u can only fly for 5 minutes at a time

i wish for more reviews bout my new chapter

granted but lots of ppl review it that made ur pc and devices with internet to crash
i wish i had a monkey like the one jim carrey have

Granted, but the monkey doesn't like you and flings poo at you constantly.

I wish to be a contestant on "The Price Is Right."

granted, and you get in the final showcase and lose....

i wish the sky was purple and the grass was orange

At least I still got something.

Granted, but the mutations of the grass and the chemicals in the air that have caused these bizarre colorations also cause only you to melt into a puddle of goop.

I wish I went to the American school of witchcraft and wizardry.

granted but u die in ur first year

i wish i was more awake

granted but you are unable to sleep that you in the end die
i wish for chocolate

granted but u become illergic to it the next day

i wish i had a faster laptop

granted but it fry up after 1hour of use
i wish for studying to be more easy

granted but its sooo easy that it bores u

i wish for funer games

granted but they are too fun u arent allow to join
i wish to be friends with everyone

Granted but they won't leave you alone

I wish I didn't have a headache

granted but now u have a stomachache

i wish my fanfic became an anime with english subs and dubs (dubs first)

granted but 4kids dubs it and brutally destroys it.

I wish I'd gotten more halloween candy

(4kids isnt around anymore, i havent seen 4kids in years)

granted but u get sick the next day

i wish for a new membership card for my xbl

(4kids is still around. wat? Meeeeeeeh)

granted but the price has skyrocketed since the last time you bought a membership card so you can't afford it

I wish Disgaea: Hour of Darkness was available on PSN

granted but anonymous attack psn and put a virus in the game
i wish for a talking dog like in men in black

Granted but it's the rapping dog from Titanic the animated movie

I wish characters would level up faster in games

granted but then the games are so easy it's not worth the money to buy them

i wish the would make a new Tales of Symphonia that didn't move at turtle speed...