Corrupt A wish

granted but the speed is really fast it burn your system up
i wish for december to come already

granted but u lose xmas

i wish for less boring games

granted but the games are unplayable
i wish for my own star

Granted, but it went super nova several million years ago. That light you see in the sky is what used to be.

I wish Ray would reveal her crush in two truths, one lie.
Please be me.

granted but i dont wanna >//>

i wish for everything to continue how it was

granted but we are more focus on this crush you really dont have

wish for lemons

Granted, but as you attempt to make lemonade with them, the juice get's squeezed in your eyes.

I wish I could predict the future.

granted but it wont help u much
i wish that my hunters in the city never left meh D:

Granted, but they only stay if you tell them who your crush is.
Please be me.
I wish I could use the force to get Ray to tell us her crush.

Granted but it turns out it's no one you know and you are heartbroken and ray feels bad about being harrassed...

i wish for a money tree

Granted, but it's struck by lightning before you can get any money from it.

I wish to be a cereal killer.

granted but it kills you
i wish for a cute kitty like the one niart haz

granted but they dont respond to u

i wish for a cookie

Granted, but its an internet cookie, one that harbors a virus.

I wish I was a tiger.

granted but ur this dude instead


i wish for tre to tell its ppl to buy something or get out xD

Granted but they all get out...

i wish apples were blue

granted but they are purple instead
i wish for useful updates on ps3 and 3ds

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

i wish i wasnt so tired

granted but you die for not sleeping
i wish for hunters :0

Granted, but they don't want to hunt with you.

I wish for a wand.

BTW, your new avatar is awesome, Ray.

granted but that wand makes u into a ugly monster
i wish to travel to the future

granted but it's the future in an alternate reality. so when u get back and are sure u know what's gonna happen....well, big let down cuz ur always wrong, so no one believes u...

i wish to move around at the speed of light

granted but your too fast that ur unable to slowdown which cause you to get hit by a car and into ur doom
i wish for a hug ._.

awwwwwwww granted...hugs Ray

i wish Niarty had been here to give u one, lol

Granted, I jump out of nowhere and hug you both by surprise!

I wish magnus cards were real.