Corrupt A wish

Ok this is a must have on a forums rules are simple u wish for something and poster corrupts it and does his/her wish heres a example:
me:i wish for pie
poster:granted but it had a bomb and exploded and killed u
i wish for money
next poster granted but i took all ur money and now ur poor


and so on ill start with my wish lest see how far this will go

I wish i had a teleport

Granted, but it misplaces all of your limbs.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Well, it's a shame it comes at the cost of giving your eyes cancerous radiation.

I wish they localized MH3G.

Granted, but they forgot to remove the region lock, so now you can't play.

I wish I didn't have cancerous radiation.

Granted, but the cancerous radiation was what gave you your x-ray vision, so you lost your powers as a result.

I wish I was Bowser.

granted but there was a mix up on potions and u ended transforming into a birdon
i wish to live in pluto

Trebay57 wrote:Granted, but the cancerous radiation was what gave you your x-ray vision, so you lost your powers as a result.

I wish I was Bowser.

Only to have your ambitions foiled by Mario every time.

I wish Capcom corrected their DLC policy.

EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFF....ninja'd

@Rayquaza200: Granted, but he got indegestion and ended up shitting you out.
@Rocks: Granted, but Megaman still didn't get in.

I wish I was Giga Bowser.

granted but ur midget bowser
i wish for a pepsi

You get an RC cola with a Pepsi lable.

I wish for psychic powers.

granted but you can only use it for 1 second starting now!
I wish i had a house made of cheese

Granted, but an army of mice devours it just as you finish moving in.

I wish for $1,000,000.

granted but you only get 1 cent cause the rest was donated to the homeless
i wish billy mays was alive

Granted, but you must buy every product he has/will advertise forever.

I wish for a private, flying island.

Rayquaza200 wrote:granted but you only get 1 cent cause the rest was donated to the homeless
i wish billy mays was alive

He's still alive, but now he only makes exercise videos.

I wish I could figure out how to load GameCube games on USB Loader GX

niartyzarC wrote:Granted, but you must buy every product he has/will advertise forever.

I wish for a private, flying island.

Granted, but it flew off without you.

MHunterHoss wrote:

Rayquaza200 wrote:granted but you only get 1 cent cause the rest was donated to the homeless
i wish billy mays was alive

He's still alive, but now he only makes exercise videos.

I wish I could figure out how to load GameCube games on USB Loader GX

Granted, but all of your GameCube controllers exploded.

I wish for a cookie.

Mysterio wrote:

niartyzarC wrote:Granted, but you must buy every product he has/will advertise forever.

I wish for a private, flying island.

Granted, but it flew off without you.

MHunterHoss wrote:

Rayquaza200 wrote:granted but you only get 1 cent cause the rest was donated to the homeless
i wish billy mays was alive

He's still alive, but now he only makes exercise videos.

I wish I could figure out how to load GameCube games on USB Loader GX

Granted, but all of your GameCube controllers exploded.

I wish for a cookie.

you bite into the cookie and there's a robot inside.

I wish for a ps3 to play Ad-hoc party

granted but the ps3 you get is ban from the online service
i wish for a flying car

Granted, but it only get 30 inches to the gallon.

I wish for a genie.

granted but you get turn into a genie instead whos stuck in a lamp for years
i wish ps3 web browser had youtube in HD

Granted, but it only outputs in HDMI, and yours is broken.

I wish to be free.

Rayquaza200 wrote:granted but you get turn into a genie instead whos stuck in a lamp for years
i wish ps3 web browser had youtube in HD

it does, but it only plays Rebecca Black - Friday

I wish I didn't procrastinate

@niartyzarC granted but sadly none came to free you up
@MHunterHoss granted but it was too late anyways

i wish summer lasted forever

Rayquaza200 wrote:@niartyzarC granted but sadly none came to free you up
@MHunterHoss granted but it was too late anyways

i wish summer lasted forever

it did, but by repeating the same day infinitely.


I wish that I had a capture card

granted but it only records in black and white and at the lowest resolution
i wish i had a new pc lol