Corrupt A wish

Granted but Scotty got old and died and the new guys just don't take as much care to be sure ur millions of molecules aren't spread out over the freakin Galaxy...

i wish for peppermint ice cream, it's sooooo yummy

btw ik who makes them up, i was teasing

Granted, but every time you try to have some, I jump out of nowhere and eat it.

I wish to have all the irons in the fire. All of them.

Granted. Just how are you going to contain it?

I wish "Arnold's Golden Six" worked on me.

granted but u actually have to do the work-outs to get them to work, not just wish for them

i wish i had a maid or 2

Granted, but they are always telling you they need more lemon Pledge.

I wish for a kiss from a special someone at midnight tonight. I don't deserve it.
I wish I hadn't hurt Ray's feelings.

Granted but you hurt someone else's feelings instead

I wish I could eat the rest of my birthday cake tonight and not get a stomach ache (I also wish I had more fun on my birthday yesterday)

granted but everyone on the tarven is on their way which may take about 2 days to get there so u can have more fun
happy late bday ebil^.^
i wish for Donuts

granted brings u a box of Dunkin Donuts mixed assortment , since idk ur favorite kind n no evil twist lolol

i wish everyone has a good year in 2013

granted, but all fridays will have a 13 on it mwahaha!

I wish for a fountain

granted but u became a the penny and shall be stuck underwater in the fountain
i wish for more free days

Granted, but each free day now costs you $10, payable to me.

I wish for my own radio station.

granted, but your antenna falls

I wish for to have a sword

granted but it's made out of cardboard and gets bent, ad droops

i wish for eggnog flavored jellybeans

granted but is vegie flavor
i wish i could talk to animals

granted, but you can only talk to worms

I wish to be a wolf

granted but ur a chiguagua
i wish i could control time

granted, but you can only go back 5 seconds

I wish I could have a tail

granted but is really short and small
i wish psn points were easy to get :0

granted, but now they are worth too little

I wish for a nice pillow

granted but is not a pillow
is my leg.... D:
i wish someone would help me before zx throw me a water ballon at my face D:

why would ZX throw a water ballon at u? i rescue u wt an ice machine but i accidently freeze u

i wish i had a blu-ray player

cus i threw one at him....
granted you get a blue manta ray
i wish to be unfrozen D:

granted, but I used a flamethrower and got overwork wit it >_>

I wish for lyra´s freezing gun

granted, but i dropped it just before u asked and it doesn't work anymore

i wish for a pill or patch that miraculously actually does makes u quit smoking

Granted, but the patch gets you addicted meth. Have fun with that.

I wish to have powers like the kids from Chronicle.