Corrupt A wish

Granted, but your power cord breaks before they join.

I wish super powers. All of them.

granted but some contradict the others and u fry yourself out, or go insane


i wish for a quarter pounder

Granted, you get a machine built to pound quarters. If you don't insert at least 3 quarters a day, it will explode.

I wish for 10 pounds worth of $100 bills.

granted, heres 10 pounds of $100 in pennies, enjoy!!

i wish for better MH quests

granted but they are only on the japanese games

i wish a giant teddy bear that is alive like Ted

granted but its a acts like a douche

i wish that i will have a great bday hunt on Monday.

Granted, but your save file corrupts, AGAIN.

I wish I was the Heir of Breath

granted but it bad breath and u rarely need to use it because people cant stand to be near you, lol


i wish i had pegasus

granted but his wings were cut

I wish my surfing lesson will be cool

Granted, it's so cool, it might as well be a "Polar Bear" meeting.

I wish to meet Al Yankovic.

Granted, at his grave sometime in the future...

I wish to tell Capcom the truth, whatever it might be

Granted, but they promptly throw you out, calling you a heretic, then steal any good ideas you managed to say before being thrown.

I wish I was an Elite from Halo.

granted but u have to duck so many times when u go thru doorways taht u get tired and smack ur head...really hard...

i wish someone would post on now playing...

granted but prancer gets a crush on u and reindeer rapes u when u bend down into ur toy bag...
(sorry im in a bad mood lol)


i wish ppl on the forum since there are 200 members...would get active...

granted but most of us are either in school or quit tri
i wish for a doctor

granted but the doctor got killed by the mafia night kill
i wish for my Resident evil 5 to finish downloading -__-

Granted, but the download is corrupted.

I wish I could make sounds the way Michael Winslow does.

i wish that too... practice practice practice, but then u get laryngitis on ur big debut night and remain undiscovered


i wish ppl would start playing Tri again lol

granted but 3.37 isnt out yet, so the hype is dead
i wish for a guitar

Granted, I found this out back for you. Might need a little work, though.


I wish to be immune to disease.

Granted but you are now much easier to injure. So the trade off is about fair.

I wish my graphics card didn't make things transparent in guild wars 2.

granted but i cant see anything at all
i wish for soft pillows

granted but u get a stiff neck everynight cos there's no support

i wish ppl would play 3.35...

Granted, but we're all busy doing something far more important.

I wish I was an author.