Re: Corrupt A wish

by **niartyzarC** Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:20 pm

Granted, but they become the worst thing to happen to mankind since country music and the gov. forcing all major TV stations to shut off their analog signals.

I wish Sony would put someone more competent than a brainless monkey in charge of their development.

by **Lyra** Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:07 pm

granted, they instead use a gorilla but his fungers are so fat he' even more useless

i wish i was invincible

by **niartyzarC** Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:20 pm

Granted, you become as hard as diamond, but this unfortunately leads to permanent immobility.

I wish I had a lusus.

by **Lyra** Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:44 pm

granted, but since idk wtf that is even after google, u get the wrong thing lol

i wish i was all knowing

by **ZX Forte** Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:50 pm

granted but ur head explodes (ur mind has been blown)

i wish i would find my wii's power cord (ARGH!!! CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE!!!!)

by **niartyzarC** Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:52 pm

Homestuck Wiki

Granted, but it appears to be broken.

I wish more people here read Homestuck.

by **Rayquaza200** Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:24 pm

granted but after you find boring ppl in here started finding it cool
i wish to complete ape escape 1 PSX (JPN)

by **Lyra** Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:43 pm

granted but the ending was a letdown

i wish forte found his wii cord lol

ps: what mind? lololol

by **jago** Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:07 pm

granted but he figures out its not at his house

i wish to be a treasure hunter

by **Lyra** Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:21 pm

granted but u get trapped in a shipwreck and die

i wish i wasn't dead

by **Rayquaza200** Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:35 pm

granted but your a mafia so they need to die
iwish for thursday already

by **jago** Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:57 pm

granted put u didnt know it was thursday when it came

i wish to play socker

by **Lyra** Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:05 pm

granted, and u become a world reknown player, get a billion dollar contract and just after u sign u break ur ankle

i wish to meet a friendly alien

by **Rayquaza200** Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:27 pm

granted and i send my species to your home to get you but you kinda die due to no air in space....
i wish for chocolate milk

by **Kristia** Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:34 pm

granted, biut its past due date

I wish for a cheetah

by **Ultraxwing** Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:00 pm

Granted: But the Cheetah is mentally retarded and it walk infront of a bus and they both go on a magical adventure to Candy Island where the Chocalatsaures Rex eats the Cheetah.

I wish to be raped by a fat chick

by **Kristia** Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:18 pm

granted, but police arrest you for no reason

I wish for a calm night

(btw I fell from my chair with your avatar and signature lol)

by **ShyGuySays** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:26 am

Granted, but it's so calm you never wake up.

I wish for a better graphics card.

by **niartyzarC** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:32 am

Granted, but it's incompatible to every computer available til the year 56468.

by **ShyGuySays** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:33 am

You forgot to wish.

by **niartyzarC** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:43 am

Woops. I wish Mass Effect 3's ending was MUCH better.

by **ShyGuySays** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:49 am

Granted, but the rest of the series now sucks.

by **niartyzarC** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:50 am

Only in comparison.

Now YOU forgot to wish.

by **ShyGuySays** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:53 am

Oops. I wish Krillin wasn't such a bitch.

by **niartyzarC** Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:56 am

Granted, but now he can't launch the spirit bomb at Vegeta.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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