Corrupt A wish

Granted, but he immediately kills you off.

I wish I could really use a hammer as big as in MH.

Granted, but it's Papier-mâché.

I wish I had a kick ass fountain in my back yard.

granted but kick ass himself broke it
i wish for bigger tv

Granted, but it uses too much power, thus shutting off the breakers in your house every time you turn it on.

I wish it was Weasel Stomping Day today.

granted, but they stomp everyone

I wish there was no school

Granted, but because no one learned anything, the whole world collapses into armageddon, all because you didn't want to go to school.

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.

granted, but you are deaf

I wish Freddie Mercury was alive

Granted, but you are deaf.

I wish I wasn't single.

granted, you are now one half

I wish I wasn´t being stalked >_>

Granted, you only think you're not being stalked.

I wish PSO 2 would would download faster.

granted but your net suck
i wish for a credit card

granted, but it can only contain 3 dollars

i wish for an umbrella

granted but the wind flips it in reverse and it breaks

i wish for food

granted but you get fat for eating them
i wish fo more ppl with games i have

granted, but your games die

I wish for a portal gun

granted but u go through into a black hole

i wish my 18 yr old cat didnt die today

can´t help, but its in a better place now-hugs-

i wish for a rocking chair

I'm sorry to hear that, Forte. But the game must go on.

Granted, but the legs broke.

I wish I could master Orihime's powers to bring back Forte's cat.

granted but u risk your life by doin so

i wish for a cup of water

Granted, but you drown in it. Don't ask me how you managed it, but you did.

I wish I had my own TV show.

granted, but its shown at 3 am

I wish I had my own stoey book

Granted, you are the proud owner of a copy of "Everybody Poops."

I wish I could play bass guitar.

granted you play a "bass" guitar


I wish for some drums

Granted, but all the shells are cracked and the skins ripped.

I wish Dethklok was real.