Corrupt A wish

Granted, but you crash it.

I wish I was a Kekaishi.

granted u need to cut your eye for real

i wish for a high speed dagger

Do you even know what a Kekaishi is?

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish I was a robot unicorn.

granted but ppl kill u
i wish for a magical sword

granted but its a regular sword

i wish for a club

granted, but its made of paper

I wish for a magic cape

Granted, but it's magic drains your life.

I wish I could manipulate things with my mind.

granted but you destroy your mind after u do it
i wish for this rain to stop

Granted, but it only stops for a minute.

I wish I could hang out with you guys irl.

Granted, it becomes hail.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

granted and i feed you with lots of food that u became super full
iwish for a new cellphone

granted, It´s a new 90s cellphone!

I wish for a bigger screen

Granted, but it's cracked.

I wish I had the music for Robot Unicorn Attack Heavy Metal.

granted but its 8-bit music

i wish for a mic on wii

Granted, but you get the GC mic to use with your Wii instead.

I wish it was always nice outside (70-75 degrees).

granted but is worst why not come here
i wish for a amazing flying horse

granted but only has one wing
i wish for the flying nimbus cloud

Granted, but you're not pure good, so you fall through it.

I wish I could be here at the same time I'm doing stuff. I'm going to be gone until at least late tomorrow. : (

thats not as bad as u mad it seem b4 u said tomorrow x3

i wish 4 a penguin

granted but is a plush
i wish for Donuts

Granted, but they're stale.

I wish for a home on the range.

Granted, it's on a cooking range and burns.

I wish to control fire.

Granted, but I called that power first.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

Granted, you get a toy sniper rifle.

I wish the emoticons were better.

Granted, but they break your computer.

I wish Forte would introduce my hunter in his fan fic.