Corrupt A wish

Granted, but you go supernova and become a black hole.

I wish I was boring.

granted but now ur so boring none wanna be with u
i wish for something better

Granted, you get a better pile of poo.

I wish to meet Mike Rowe.

u only meet him in the tv
i wish for niart to play never ending story

Granted, but I stopped reading a long time ago just because.

I wish that she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

granted but you cant buy them
i wish for sum pies

Granted, but they're pickle pies.

I wish that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

granted but it picks u
i wish for moonlight

granted but u get sunlight
i wish for a hat

granted but is a clown hat
i wish for power

Granted, the power to your house keeps running.

I wish I could shoot electricity from my fingers.

granted but u can shoot your own blood
i wish for a dinosaur

granted is a lizard lol
i wish for cq later

Granted, but then you lose your SD card.

I wish I could play cello.

grated but you can only say the name
i wish for summer to start again

Granted, but it's the hottest, most humid summer in history.

I wish dinner was done already.

Granted, but it's burned to a severe crisp.

I wish I had the funniest shirt in the world.

granted but other people need to agree with u
i wish for better girl friend .__.

Granted, but then she dumps you.

I wish for money.

Granted. *Gives you a shiny new penny*

I wish for a hat made out of ground beef.

Sweet, I got a penny.

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could Kamehameha.

Granted, but first you must learn to shot web.

I wish Club Nintendo of America put up better rewards.

granted but they are poor

i wish for some liquor x3

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I was Magneto.

granted your a magneton but you dont know how your freaking magnets work so you need to ask the ones who knows
i wish everyone could enjoy the classic games