Corrupt A wish

Granted, they can, but they decide not to.

I wish I had a working hover car.

granted but once ur in the air the car stop working and fall to ur doom and die and the next day your all over the news while everyone eats their cereals
i wish for a 4-D weapon

Granted, but your mind explodes from trying to understand it.

I wish I was as resistant to heat as to cold.

granted but then you die cause u cant resist to fart
i wish more ps+ freebies

granted but instead they increased the prices for ps+ members

i wich for food

granted but you got to cook it
i wish to hunt lol

granted but never asked me personally

i wish to go outside

granted but they kill u once u go outside
iwish for easy achivements

granted but get banned for cheating
i wish for a bike chain

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had more gum.

granted but i stole them
i wish for more ppl on umh3

granted but everyone sleep

i wish for a cd player

granted you get a tape player
i wish for hunters

granted but they were kidnapped
i wish a talking dogs

granted but you get of it for talking at night alot
i wish for a nyan cat

granted but it ran away
i also wish for a cat^^

granted i took it
i wish for a longer 3ds battery

granted but u use it up real fast posting

i wish for a grenade

Granted, it explodes in your hand.

I wish for a nuke.

granted but die from its radiance
i wish for a rocket

Granted, but it's tiny.

I wish for uranium.

u get mars instead
i wish for shyguys wii to get fix

granted but he honestly just needs a brand new one
i wish for a basket ball

Theres nothing wrong with my wii, I just haven't updated UMH3 in almost half a year.

Granted, but it has a hole.

I wish Capcom was still a good company.

granted but is the worst one in history
i wish for longer battery