Corrupt A wish

granted and i found it but you must travel here to get it
i wish for something good to watch on tv(tv now these day full of boring shows....)

worlds wildest police videos r on tru tv if u watch that channel

granted but u find something sooo epic that u die

i wish for some money for college

granted but they spell ur name wrong and you lose it all,

i wish for a new puppy

granted, but its a troublemaking husky (I love my maki<3)

I wish for a pocketwatch

granted but its broke and they dont make the parts anymore

i wish for a kitten then

granted but it hates you

i wish for a pet turtle

Granted, but you drop it in some toxic waste and it becomes an evil teenage mutant ninja turtle that kills you.

I wish Hellboy was real.

Granted. but he has no time to hang out with you.

I wish I had the latest issue of the bunbunmaru news paper.

Granted, but since I don't know what that is, I'll send you a copy of the Onion.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted. but your an evil wizard and some heros come and kill you.

I wish to end world hunger and find world piece.

granted but the government is full of douche bag people

i wish for a nice hot bath ^^

Granted, but your bath boils you alive like a little lobster in a pot.

I wish I had lobster for dinner.

granted but it turns out to be Jago by mistake,

i wish to be powerful goddess and RULE the WORLD whahahahah

Granted. but your so powerfull you destroy the universe by mistake.

I wish MH3 didn't have file size limits!

granted, but its so infinite that your memory crashes

I wish for a baked potato

granted but u died at a very young age b4 eating it

i wish for some new music

Granted, but it's bad music. Worse than Nickelback bad...

I wish I got front row seats to the Rush concert coming soon.

Granted. you got the tickets but..... It's front row seats for a Nickelback cover band concert.

I wish I could fly.

granted but u fly into a mountain

i wish for less sleep.

granted but u actually need to get more sleep

i wish for a mic

granted but your pc or game systems cant install the mic software so your mic is useless
i wish for my cold to go away

(dammit, u still sick >.
granted but get a head ache
i wish tuna fish ( i actually h8 it >.>)

granted but once you eat it your body get a weird rash
i wish for ps3 to list if your playing ps1/ps2 so ppl can see that that person busy

i feel u on that, that shit is lame and it can cause unnecessary problems

i wish for a love seat

Granted, you fall in love with your seat.

I wish everyone used my smileys. = ]