Corrupt A wish

granted but is billy mays big blue balls

iwish for a FREE WII U

Granted, but it's missing the BIOS and none of your friends can figure out how to hack theirs.

I wish to be a master of the ~ATH (pronounced til death) programming language.

granted here u go

i iwish for KFC right now

Granted, but you have to butcher the chicken yourself first.

I wish for a pumpkin.

granted but at midnight it comes alive and tries to eat u

i wish for big soft fluffy pillows

Granted, but they're the type that usually attract men.

I wish for someone to apearify this murderous pumpkin.

and the problem with ur corruptiion is? lololol


and granted...


i wish for a T-bone steak dinner for my birthday(and probably leftovers all week, lol)

Granted, you recieve a white clean without meat T-bone

I wish to have longer hair

granted but it grows so long u keep tripping over it and cutting it just makes it grow faster, and also zaps your strenghth...

i wish for a teddy bear like Ted who is alive

granted, but he always try to do devious and ahem.. Ideas to you

I wish for a magic staff

Granted, but it's powered by dark magic that ultimately destroys you.

I wish for the Ring of Orbs fourfold from the B1 session of Sburb in Homestuck.

granted, but you lose it while washing your hands

I wish for a pizza

(Niarty, you got half hour late and didn´t see I posted something already lol)

Well, fucking linksys decided to disconnect from the internet just before I posted my response to Lyra's wish.

Granted, but this pizza was made in 1602. Enjoy

I wish for a metal detector to find my Ring of Orbs fourforld.

granted, but you must use 6 dozens of triple A batteries

I wish to see a galaxy

Granted. Look out your window.

I wish for 13 dozen AAA batteries.

granted, but they are already spent

I wish for a map to an ancient treasure

Granted, but Vriska takes it from you in a game of Flarp as a reward.

I wish for Terezi's dragon lusus.

granted u get a terezis pizza
i wish for a new calendar

granted, but it is from year 1997

I wish for a taco

(im in total airhead mode)

granted you get a burrito instead and is empty inside
i wish for friday :0

Granted. You get last Friday.

I wish for ice cream.

granted but is made out of poop
iwish for no exam

Granted, but it still counts towards your grade.

I wish for a time machine.

granted but then Dr. Who comes and punishes you for stealing the tardis, and you don't want to make him mad...

i wish for 6" of snow and temps around 30 degrees for Christmas, white but slightly warm, and that heavy snow

There is only one entity that I worry about confronting.

Spoiler:

Granted, but you get sick that day and can't enjoy the snow day.

I wish for Doc Scratch's Deudly Magnum.