Corrupt A wish

lol u'll get used to it...dontcha just hate when they "make it better for all of us?"


granted but u pop it in the microwave for 3 min and it smells funny...u open it and the popcorn is purple and shades of red and gold...someone packed it full of the colored corn instead of the right popcorn

i waish for a new flavor of coffee creamer

granted, but it is so strange that nobody finds it

I wish for some ice cream

Granted, it melted before you could eat it.

I wish to visit Alternia.

granted but you will die
i wish for company

granted nut it's a military company...

i wish for a camera with exchangable lenses

granted but is a old camera from the 80s
i wish for lyra and niart to play never ending story

Granted, but I fail effortlessly to give a flying f*** about that particular thread and Lyra has her own reasons for not participating.

I wish for a symbiote suit like Spider-Man's.

granted but u cant get it off when u have to use the bathroom

i wish that i would stop waking up in the middle of the night

granted but is me the one who will wake you up in the night
i wish for a new ps3 control

Granted, but you dropped in the toilet. I don't know what you were doing in there with it.

I wish to be a kung-fu master.

granted but then David Carradine, decides to kick your ass for no good reason

i wish for an invisible jet like wonder woman

Granted, but you can never remember where you parked it, until you walk into it face first.

I wish for real life cheat codes.

granted, but a real life ban hammer attacks you

I wish to finish my story soon

granted but you go inside the story dus be able to finish it but cant escape from ur story unable to share it with the world
i wish for dolphin to have actual online to play mhtri in HD online :0

game looks pretty in hd heres a example

granted but ur tv breaks

i wish i can figure out how to do this next chapter, mainly the hunt part

granted but in order to do it, u go into a dream...which is real while u are asleep, and u participate but get wounded in the battle and when u wake up ppl think ur crazy...lock u away, and u cant get it onto the web for anyone to read (ok that was a tad too dark even for me)

i wish my life didnt suck so hard...

and those are pretty in HD

Granted, but your life starts to blow instead.

I wish for more Facebook friends.

granted but u get suck in to fb like stan did for having too many friends
i wish for a usb sensor bar

Granted, but it's just as gimmicky and pointless as the NES Power Glove.

I wish for plane tickets to Puerto Rico to visit Ray.

granted, but the plane already left

I wish to see a shooting star

(I didn´t knew you were from Puerto Rico Ray)

Granted, someone rings your door bell. You open the door and see a star. It promptly shoots you in the chest.

I wish to have vision 8-fold.

granted but you try boarding a plane for...well, we know where, and they decide you're an alien when they scan your eyes and promptly whisk you away to area 51(it is still working, waaaay underground) for dissection and study...

these really do look awesome though...


i wish i could see for miles and miles...

btw you did see how long it would take to fly from...where u live, to Rico didn't you?(and i know where...)

Actually, I didn't look it up. And thank you for actually looking up my wish instead of stupidly being, "I don't know what that is, so I get it wrong."

Granted, but you're incredibly near sighted. I mean like .5/20 vision.

I wish to also have Vriska's mind powers.

Kristia wrote:
(I didn´t knew you were from Puerto Rico Ray)

lol i though u knew since ik spanish and well also that the common posters on here knew from were i wus so i though u knew aswell but well now u know x3
so that adds up to u lyra niart zx and jago knowing from were im from now lol

granted u get mind powers but ur head explode
i wish for a fast wifi

Granted, but this faster wi-fi costs an arm and a leg, literally.

I wish for a Magic Cue Ball.