Corrupt A wish

Granted, but you get stuck at the top.

I wish I owned the internet.

granted, but you lose it on a bet

I wish I controlled Alaska

Granted, but someone assassinates you to take over.

I wish I lived in Canada.

Granted, but you live in the unpopulated part of Canada.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish I had a life. >.>

Granted, but you waste it spending all your time on this forum.

I wish I had some cake.

So, my condition stays practically the same. = /

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish for a pie.

Granted, but it's celery pie.

I wish for pumpkin pie.

Granted, but you ended up getting a sweet potato pie instead because they look so damn similar.

I wish for bacon, and lots of it.

Granted, but it's ZX Bacon. Come here ZX, I've got a treat for you.

I wish I had pancakes.

granted but someone takes it

i wish for niartyzarC to get run over for that bacon joke

Granted, but the car misses me and hits you instead. Yay, roadkill ZX Bacon.

I wish I had breakfast.

granted but your too lazy to get it

i wish i could make invisible walls

Granted, but only you can't see through them.

I wish I could jump 100ft in the air.

granted but you fall like a poop and die
i wish for crazytrain to hunt with me later or now if u want

granted, he chooses later

i wish that it wasnt raining right now

granted but it starts raining inside your house
i wish to hunt with someone to rank up me 2nd character

granted but u nvr thought to look at the quest board

i wish 4 candy

granted but its suger free

i wish that i could see some of my school friends again

granted, but it will be your last time
I wish my australia holyday is going to be awesome

granted but that day umh3 v3.37 came out and ppl went to play it intead
i wish for my cold to go away

grant but gave it to me instead >.>
i wish for a nice juicy steak

granted but you get ryu rei sleepy steaks and fell asleep as soon as you took a bite of it
i wish for hunters

granted but you hate the quest board( seriously ive been on like an hour ago just chillin and watching vids, if u need help im here 4 u x3 )
i wish to ride a roller coaster again

your busy at a diff city doing jhens so ill play later :/
granted but you fell and die as the roller coaster did the big loop
i wish for something better to do