Corrupt A wish

granted but now u see stuff i wish u hadnt seen

i wish for a coat

granted you get a goat
i wish for a new pc -.-

Granted but it runs Window Vista

I wish the books for my classes weren't so heavy

granted but u get more books since they are light
i wish 2 know why samurai dancing

granted but maybe she not a real samurai

i wish a real gun

granted but is plastic
i wish for jago to join me on mh

granted but wanna play with yuki more

i wish strawberries x3

Granted, but oranges.

I wish I could get a hug from a pretty lady.

granted but u havnt found her yet

i wish a toy army

granted but you get a real army soldier who makes u do push ups
i wish for more hunters

Granted, but you become the monster they're hunting.

I wish Tri was already set up so that I wouldn't have to worry if I wanted to play it.

granted but u decide not to play

i wish i had a Cardfight Vanguard deck (ive been watching the show and its good)

granted but you get baseball cards
i wish for zx forte to finally reach hr 51 xD

Granted, but then he quits playing.

I wish that MH was easier to customize for quests, music, etc.

i wont stop playing tri if the customing continues

granted but u cant figure it out

i wish that i can rank up faster (without cheating)

Granted, but you don't enjoy the game anymore because of it.

I wish I had better things to do with my time.

granted, u leave the tavern and never returned because u found something better

i wish that ray would stop with the zx piggie thing already (seriously ray)

Granted, but someone else starts saying it instead. Besides, you can't make wishes as a pig.

I wish I had 1000 posts already.

Granted but u get ban
as for zx i only say it as a good thing everyone i meet i always give them nicknames... i never mean to offend u if it did im really sorry
i wish for zx to get better

Granted, but now you feel bad instead of him.

I wish people would stop posting for a bit so I can get "Last Post" all as me like I've been trying to.

Edit:Wow, it worked.

i wish for a couch

granted but i took it
i wish for ice cream

Granted, but it melts before you eat it.

I wish that all my wishes worked as well as my last one.

Granted, but your last wish was a one time deal.

I wish to meet an alien.

granted, but it put eggs inside you (dont ask how)

I wish to climb Mt. Everest