Corrupt A wish

granted but all you get is old food from the trash
i wish i had something better to do

Granted, you get to do hard labor. It's better because it's productive.

I wish I had a semi-decent job.

granted and your job to clean ppl foot so start cleaning
i wish for everyone freedom!

Granted, but that means all the criminals are let free, too. Thanks a lot... >.>

I wish that there was 28 hours in a day.

ShyGuySays wrote:Granted, but that means all the criminals are let free, too. Thanks a lot... >.>

I wish that there was 28 hours in a day.

granted but you get to work for 28 hours
i wish for more sleepy knifes

Rayquaza200 wrote:

Nakune wrote:Granted but you have no magikarp
i wish for a corrupted wish

granted and a corrupted wish you shall receive and is you going on a special quest to deliver me that piggy zx Forte

geez, why do u want to eat me for? i didnt do anything to u, did i? damn it now i wish that i know what i did.

granted but your just cute enough to eat <3 WHO WANT TO EAT FRESH PIGGY!? I ALSO ADDED A1 STEAK SAUCE!

i wish for a knife and a fork

Granted, but they're plastic and utterly useless.

I wish I was't lynched by the town.

granted but we were to late
i wish for over9000

Granted, but you're not as skilled as Goku and get thrashed by Nappa.

I wish I was a Saiyan.

granted and your are a person who "say" arrrrrghhhh
i wish i could see a dark world

Granted, but you can't really make anything out because of how dark it is.

I wish.

granted and you get [insert text here] but wait ill also turn you into a cow
i wish to sell shyguysay the cow

Granted, but then you get fined for not having the right papers.

I wish I watched every half-decent or better anime.

granted but you pay attencion at trying to read the subs or trying to translate them that you will never find those decent/better animes
i wish for the night to be silent

Granted, but it's because you're not deaf.

I wish I knew every language.

Granted, but you don't understand any of it.

I wish I was indestructible.

niartyzarC wrote:Granted, but you don't understand any of it.

I wish I was indestructible.

Granted, but you get exiled MTG joke lol

I wish i had some ice cream.

granted and is diet ice cream

i wish i had hot pocket >:U

Granted, but it's a cold pocket.

I wish I the omnitrix.

granted but i turns you into a weird alien which then the FBI took you to do testing to you
i wish i never posted that bid at beat the picture above cause now i got that song in my head

Granted, but now you have the world's worst song stuck in your head.

I wish I was a race car driver.

niartyzarC wrote:Granted, but now you have the world's worst song stuck in your head.

I wish I was a race car driver.

Granted, but you race lawn mowers.

I wish I had non-poison ice cream.

Granted, but now you're allergic to non poison food.

I wish I had a beam katana.

granted, but it has no battery

I wish I had the blood berry