Corrupt A wish

I like broccoli : (

Granted, a lot of people step on their tri game because they're quitting.

I wish I could stop listening to Poker Face. I'm not supposed to like pop music. >.>

granted but you get it in your head too good that you die
i wish for crazytrain to not sleep in middle of quest and for him to wake up

Granted, he just leaves instead.

I wish I aged at half the rate after 20.

Granted, but you age backwards and have to go through school again, just to be unborn later.

I wish I had the ocarina of time.

Granted, but Ganondorf finds out you have it and mugs you for it.

I wish I had some delicious pancakes with syrup.

Granted, but they give you the runs.

I wish Midna didn't break the Twilight Mirror.

Granted, but she broke your face.

I wish Bowser and Peach could get together.

granted but u break it instead

i wish that i didnt have to sleep so i can type my fanfic non-stop

Trebay57 wrote:Granted, but she broke your face.

I wish Bowser and Peach could get together.

Granted, but the universe is destroyed by the union.

ZX Forte wrote:granted but u break it instead

i wish that i didnt have to sleep so i can type my fanfic non-stop

That's fine, it's easily reassembled because it's in 4 large pieces.
Granted, but your fanfic quickly becomes a boring pile of crap.

I wish I was the Jugernaught, bitch.

granted, but you trip down the stairs and kill your mother.


I wish Japanese people wouldn't kick me out of their rooms for no reason on Adhoc

Granted, but they talk bad about you and kill you with barrel bombs.

I wish I had a 10in pianist.

granted ur 10 years old now
i wish for rosquillas the treasure of reality o.o

granted but i get it wrong because i dont know what that is

i wish for a non-corrupt wish

granted but in here there no such thing as a non corrupt wish so i shall dress u up like the piggie from mh Come here
i wish for better neko companions

nooo, i dont want to b a pig!!

granted but they get u banned somehow

i wish that we can catch BIGLipS and get him banned

granted but he hack your inventory before he gets ban
i wish for more dancing Redeads xD

granted, but they dance awfully

I wish for my own maid

granted but it escape the moment it set foot at your door
i wish for a unbreakable box

granted, but what treasure you just put there won´t be opened again

I wish for a platypus

granted but is a plush platypus
i wish for snow

granted, u get a blizzard

i wish that u guys will take the poll i just made for the fanfic

granted, but I voted only and won

I wish to do a big change in my house

granted, ur big change is a new rug

i wish i would get back to finishing this chapter instead of corrupting peoples wishes

Can´t corrupt that ._.

I wish to fly around the Earth

granted but you fall
i wish for more time on here