Corrupt A wish

granted, but he posses your body

I wish I had ice powers

Kristia wrote:granted, but he posses your body

I wish I had ice powers

granted, but you freeze.

I wish I could torrent physical things, not just electronic things.

granted, but they take 10 years to torrent

I wish I could time-travel

Kristia wrote:granted, but they take 10 years to torrent

I wish I could time-travel

granted, but only in one direction.

(Can I not post a wish? I just can't think of anything good...)

MHunterHoss wrote:

Kristia wrote:granted, but they take 10 years to torrent

I wish I could time-travel

granted, but only in one direction.

(Can I not post a wish? I just can't think of anything good...)

granted, but you recieve some imagination (im getting airheaded again lol)

I wish for more clumsy things to do X3

granted but sadly you didn't notice them
i wish 3D was more better

Granted, but the first thing you saw with your "more better" 3D was a homemade Bowser x Peach sex tape and went blind.

I wish a Mario level had a pit so large that Mario couldn't cross it.

granted, but there is a bridge so he can cross it

I wish F-zero races were real

Granted, but a machine flies off the track and lands on your house.

I wish Mario Kart races were real.

granted, but you trip with all the banana peels that are on the street

I wish metroid was real

Granted, but a metroid latches to your head and kills you.

I wish I had a chozo power suit.

Granted, but you get manhandled by Ridley.

I wish I was Bowser.

Granted, but you get owned by Mario every month or so.

I wish I was Mario.

Granted, but you're forced to save Peach every month or so.

I wish I didn't have to make anymore custom weapons.

Granted, but now you have to make custom armor and areas to make up for it.

I wish I knew how to make an airship.

granted but you only got the blueprints on how to make toilets
i wish i could see the future lol

Granted, but your brain runs out of memory and you forget everything from the past.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Granted, but the only robotic parts you had were eletromagnetic nosehair.

I wish I had a son that wanted to grow up to be just like his dad.

granted but you got a daughter instead which grew up to be like your wife
i wish for a dancing pig

Granted, but the pig dances horribly.

I wish I had an Aperture portal gun.

granted, but you only get blue portal

I wish I had an infinite library of witches

Granted, but the townspeople burn it down for fear of witchcraft.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

granted but it will always be corrupted no matter what
i wish i could understand all languages

Granted, but you only know a word or two from each.

I wish I could transform into any animal I wanted.

granted, but you can only transform into a snail

I wish I could see aliens