Fan of Dumb Blonde Jokes??

as an occasional dumb blonde or typical airhead, my friends used to regail me with their repertoire of Dumb Blonde jokes
and i have had to admit some are funny as hell, so if u like them...share away

This is may reaction to the comment of their post

ik, lolol it's not the joke but the post that's funny

i facepalm too but i wanna know what kind of track was it :0

a train track.......

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied with "Are you okay?" The blonde said "Well yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "your car looks like an elephant crushed it. How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, so I swerved to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard, "Miss, theres no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging back and forth!"

lolololol the air freshner was funny,

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

This blonde woman is texting her friend and asks her if she knows what idk means. She responds, "I don't know." The blonde woman replies, "I've been asking people that all day, and none of them know either."

Lyra wrote:a train track.......

lol i see now i get it jk x3

Here's a slew of blonde jokes:
http://www.jokesblonde.com/

heres the king of blondes singing

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

A blonde and a brunette are talking.
Brunette: Last week i had a Brazilian
Blonde: You slut! Just how many is a Brazillion anyways?